The Dead Cat

by Jody
(USA)

Hi!


I received this in an email and thought it would fit in this section.

Laughs,

Jody

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat, but is was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," the boy said, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

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