I stared at this Dr Seuss Poem, pinned to the wall behind the copy machine at work. I just had to write it here. I love it... LOL!
I love my job, I love the pay
I love it more and more each day
I love my boss, he is the best
I love his boss and all the rest
I love my office and its location
I hate to have to go on vacation
I love my furniture, drab and grey
and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
there´s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won´t care.
I love each program and every file.
I´d love them more if they worked a while.
I am happy to be here. I am. I am.
I´m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I´ll say it again-
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who´ve come today.
In clean white coats to take me away!!!