Getting to Heaven

by Jody
(USA)

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven"?


The boy thought it over and said:

"Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Dylan! Come in or stay out!"

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Tutankhamon in My Own Hieroglyphs

An illustrated children's book about the life and death of Tutankhamun. This book was chosen for the "King Tut - Treasures of the Golden Pharaoh" tour that travels the world (10 cities) starting in March 2018 (Los Angeles > Paris > London > Sydney)

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Always wondered how mummification ws done? Wonder no more - Mr Mummific reaveals the whole process in this book.

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