I received this in an email and thought it would fit in this section.
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat, but is was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," the boy said, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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Below are the books I've written so far.
Tutankhamon in My Own Hieroglyphs
An illustrated children's book about the life and death of Tutankhamun. This book was chosen for the "King Tut - Treasures of the Golden Pharaoh" tour that travels the world (10 cities) starting in March 2018 (Los Angeles > Paris > London > Sydney)
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Mr Mummific How I Became a Mummy
Always wondered how mummification ws done? Wonder no more - Mr Mummific reaveals the whole process in this book.
Mr Mummific: Mummies, Monsters and the Ship of Millions